i threw a bitch in the well

don’t ask me i’ll never tell

i looked away as she fell

dumb hoe was in my way

(Source: tigull, via yoloconswag)


You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands.

For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry. 

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under a canopy of dinosaur bones
midday at a museum wishing
i could somehow reconnect myself

like the t-rex above me, trying to
understand why i keep falling apart
under the warmth of your presence.

(Source: thedustdancestoo)

My mom walked in during Doctor Who when the BBC was doing it’s “cube news reporting” and she totally thought it was really happening!


mom: “What is happening?! Why are there cubes? Tell me!!


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